The legendary quick fix beer has emerged..... Colt 45

but only for Indian girls with bomb hair.

What the fuck is "It works everytime !" ?! I can't stop laughing at this corny advertisement the first time I saw it. O'well, if you have ever tried this beer before, you will understand it's beer magic straightaway. It's enough to make you high and higher in 3 cans, giddy and giddier in 4 cans, drunk at the 5th cans, naked the next morning if you're a girl. I call it the "5 Cans Quick Fix". Notice the small writings below Colth 45? Malt Liquor. Here's the catch, it's a liquor fermented with malt and carbonized like a beer into a beer can. It's enough to kill even a seasoned beer drinker (I was killed). It's a cheap version of Martell + Tiger at Boat Quay. 

That was only his 3rd can of Colt 45.

Anyway this magical beer is sold in Cheers and 7-11 at $2+. If you wanna get laid, simply head down the your nearest outlet with a piece of $10 note, get yourself a few cans, get drunk, and go fuck the floor ha ha ha but make sure you don't get stomped like this stupid ass over there.


So apparently, Colt 45 beer gained its recognition among desperate men and women after it successfully increased the rate of pregnancy. For your own info, Colt 45 beer is actually inspired by this.

The Real Colt 45.

Doesn't this bring back memories? I remember that I used to have a few of this guns at home when I was young, shooting invisible baddies and stuff.