"There are no secrets better kept between you and a beer tower. #truestory"
I'm feeling all philosophical now early in the Sunday morning, so whoever is reading this, bear with me. Philosophy can be really dry, but don't forget this people, being wet is not always better, explains magikarps.
Sorry brah, but til then we are still going to laugh at you.
BUT GUESS WHAT??? EVERY FUCKING MAGIKARP HAS ITS MOTHERFUCKING DAY.
"Die motherfucking die motherfucking die!!!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHA SO THOSE who laughed at magikarps before better watch out, for ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FUCK WITH A MAGIKARP LOLOLOL. For those who can't appreciate what that magikarp did, here's the breakdown:
1) The magikarp, which is a female (don't ask me how I know), leaped out of the water before Piplup shoots his bubbles at her BECAUSE this will increase the mobility of her tail fin in order to deflect the bubbles. Then with the gravity and F = ma equation in mind, she charged down from the air into the water and tackles Piplup. *mind-blown*
2) She dodged Pikachu's thunderbolt by leaping into the air, once again gaining the advantage of gravity and the F = ma shit. Went down, gave Pikachu a bitch fin slap. *mind-fucking-blown*
3) And then they both exploded and died. *MIND-FUCKED*
1) The magikarp, which is a female (don't ask me how I know), leaped out of the water before Piplup shoots his bubbles at her BECAUSE this will increase the mobility of her tail fin in order to deflect the bubbles. Then with the gravity and F = ma equation in mind, she charged down from the air into the water and tackles Piplup. *mind-blown*
2) She dodged Pikachu's thunderbolt by leaping into the air, once again gaining the advantage of gravity and the F = ma shit. Went down, gave Pikachu a bitch fin slap. *mind-fucking-blown*
3) And then they both exploded and died. *MIND-FUCKED*
So back to the topic. Beer has this magical touch to all of us. This is my story of how beer magically touched my life...
"When I was young, I remember my mum will keep screaming at me to drink 8 full glasses of water every single day while I am talking to my Doraemon. But I never did... So as to make it up to you, mum, I'll drink 16 glasses of beer for you every night." #truestory
Don't you realise this? Water makes you bloated, and dulan (for those who don't understand hokkien, it means healthy), and reminds you of the sad times when you were happily fishing with the "old rod" but all you ever got were magikarps. Even until now I still can't move on from that... I hate myself for being so emotionally weak.
But beer you can. What's more? It gives you beer goggle which really comes in handy sometimes... When you are looking into the mirror that is.
Nuff said. So how did beer magically touched YOUR life? :)
And for those who know where I got the next picture from are awesome.
"Listen to my story, this may be our last chance."
I'm not being anal here but it'd have been better if it goes like this.. "Listen to my #truestory, this may be our last chance."
