"It's Tiger Time."
The taste is definitely different from last time yeah, they secretly stopped using tiger meat to cut costs or something. I don't know how many of you agree with me on this but, it used to be not so easy drinking. I really enjoyed it's ultimate unique bitter after-taste compared to other beers such as Anchor's easy-drinking and mild after-taste. Now the taste doesn't linger in my mouth after every mouthful anymore. But nonetheless, it's still the best lager you can find at any standard kopitiams. If you would like to know how to home brew it.....
How the fuck would I know. I would have been assassinated for knowing their top secret.
"Hasta la vista, baby."
In any case, almost all Singaporeans have either tasted it, had a love/hate relationship with it, got smashed on the head with it, or played a little game or two with the Tiger beer bottles. If you need ideas on "101 ways to play with a Tiger beer bottle" please find me at Blk 824 Tampines St 81 if you have the chance. I will show you some. Although I live in Eunos, it's just that beer is always colder on the other side.
So.... Which beer drinker in Singapore has never tried Tiger beer before? YOU MUST BE RETARDED. Do you know if you can throw a party with Tiger beer in Australia you're considered a RICH FAG?? The beer is SOOOO high-end in other countries that it can only be tasted in high-ends restaurants or hotels.
But have you ever tasted....... The Tiger: Crystal Version. Tiger now wanna act one pokemon.
"Hey big boys, you wanna play with us tonight?"
SEXY LITTLE TIGRESSES~~ Don't they look like gorgeous women wearing a silver tight dress curving the body.... Fair and smooth pair of thighs coming through the mini short skirt.... Low cut bearing desserts.... WOO LOOK AT THAT BABY MAN. Excited yet? It's created with this unique "Twin Ice" draught system technology which allows the beer to be chilled at -2 degrees celcius to ensure unpolluted beer. What's more exciting is that YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE THE AMOUNT OF LIQUID AND CRYSTALLISED BEER IN EACH GLASS. You want cold they give you cold, you want colder they give you colder.
The Website also mentioned something like, "Your beer, your way." but I would call it, "Have it in your own Way of Beer." That appeals to us beer drinkers more because every one of us have our unique preference of drinking, our own unique Way of Beer. Right?
Anyway if you're interested in trying it out, here are the locations. Females should love it alot so.... Be prepared to burn a big hole in your pocket if you wanna get lucky and get laid.
Beach Cabana - 1000 East Coast Parkway
Beach Culture - 131 Pasir Ris Road, Pasir Ris Beach Park Carpark E
Estate Bar - 19 Aroozoo Avenue, #02-01, Charlton Park
Peppermint Park - 3 Sentosa Gateway, St James Power Station
Sky Bar - 41 Imbiah Road, Sentosa
Villa Bali - 9 Lock Road #09A-01, Gillman Village
Vista Bistro - 902 East Coast Parkway
The Thai Restaurant opp my office oso have!!
ReplyDeleteI am a sikh and find a picture that you have used very offending. Please remove this picture at once as sikhs are against the consumption of alcohol. Thanks.
DeleteBTW: It was the picture that had a caption saying "If you use liquid yeast, you pour it in. If you bought the powdered yeast, you sprinkle it in for maximum effect"
let's go someday. i go find you after work.
ReplyDeleteI am a sikh and find a picture that you have used very offending. Please remove this picture at once as sikhs are against the consumption of alcohol. Thanks.
DeleteBTW: It was the picture that had a caption saying "If you use liquid yeast, you pour it in. If you bought the powdered yeast, you sprinkle it in for maximum effect"
I am a sikh and find a picture that you have used very offending. Please remove this picture at once as sikhs are against the consumption of alcohol. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteBTW: It was the picture that had a caption saying "If you use liquid yeast, you pour it in. If you bought the powdered yeast, you sprinkle it in for maximum effect"