Fuck milk, got beer?

What is the real definition of Beer?


Beer is a crater on Mars named in honor of the German astronomer Wilhelm Beer. It is located at 14.4°S 351.8°E.. 


Sorry wrong definition. It should be this one.


Beer is a relatively small lunar impact crater located on the Mare Imbrium, to the east of the crater Timocharis. Just to the northwest is the matching twin Feuillée.


WHAT THE FUCK GIVE ME THE CORRECT ONE ALREADY.

Even a baby knows what beer is. That's because beer, other than water and tea which keeps you healthy, is the 3rd most popular beverage around the world. Even monks drink beer, believe it or not. Trappist monks are still brewing their own beer since year 1595 up til this date. 

This amazing beer brewed by trappist monks still uses the recipe they created back in 1595.

Portions of the earnings went to charity, more portions of it went into their monasteries, and even more portions of it were used to finance their daily life, because meditating may be costly sometimes as we all know. But nonetheless, if any of you come across this beer please give it a try. A single drop from this beer contains more culture than the most cultured person you've ever came across.

My word for Beer.

To me, there's nothing in this world can ever breathe a challenge to beer. Not even close. Non-alcoholic drinks like Coke? The funny gi-ka-poh (kickapoo.. seriously)? Naw dude. You don't cheers to them ya. Beer has this ability, to enhance what you're already feeling, enhances your emotions. It defines how the atmosphere is supposed to be, often, happy and positive atmosphere. Agree to the max? If let's say you're down and out, you drink alone, you may want to commit suicide. But if you were to come out and drink with this extremely hyperactive buddy can you imagine? He is definitely going to cheer you up. Instead of drinking alone and committing suicide later, you might both end up peeing on the door of the girl's house who cheated on you. 

So start drinking that bottle of beer now. Don't be a spoil sport. Beer is more popular than coffee even when the whole world drinks coffee every morning what do you think? You give me a naked megan fox or a night of unlimited beer? Beer thanks.

Beer is just awesome.

"I agree, dude."